Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Valentines Day Ideas

I was trying to be helpful and come up with some creative Valentine ideas for Murphy, but for some reason he rejected all of them. I thought they were great. Here they are:
1. We could pass out Band-Aids! The card would say, “Here’s for your broken heart”.
2. Beans! Not jelly beans; I was thinking some kind of pinto or garbanzo beans. The card would say “I don’t give a hill of beans about you!”
3. Dryer lint! Don’t really have a card idea for this one, but hey, it’s free!

Murphy said he’d just like to pass out some heart candy with cards and call it good. So that’s the plan.