(This picture really has nothing to do with this post. I just got flowers from our anniversary, and thought this post needed some photos!)With today's economy in the toilet, I know a lot of people worried about their job situation. Us included. Murphy told dad that he should just get fired from his job, then he can be an astronaut. Kirby thinks dad should get a job at Wal-Mart, then we could see him when we go shopping. I've come up with my own list of job ideas, if worse comes to worse. Here they are:
1. Become a photographer for Play Girl Magazine! (Although the pictures would all be out of focus from laughing too hard, I’d get what’s known as “camera shake”!)
2. Become a belly dancing wedding photographer! I could shimmy while taking pictures of the cake, the first dance and so on…( again, I’d probably get camera shake!)
3. Collect all the dandelions out of our yard, then make dandelion jelly and sell it!
4. Write an 800 page book about my cat. I’ll title it “Memoirs of my Cat”.
5. Make something out of all the soda cans in our garage. We’ve got two large bags full, and we just can’t quit make it to the recycling center. (Actually Jared’s already started making things, we’re calling it “recycled art”, now we just need a venue to sell this stuff!)
6. Find a way to make money by playing Spider Solitaire! I’ve played it so much lately, that I’m now a pro!
7. Buy some spiky shoes and aerate lawns with them.
8. Brush up on my palm reading skills. I do have a couple of books on palmistry!
9. I could also tell card fortunes!
10. Spend hours at the DI going through junk, and then re-sale it on E-bay.
2. Become a belly dancing wedding photographer! I could shimmy while taking pictures of the cake, the first dance and so on…( again, I’d probably get camera shake!)
3. Collect all the dandelions out of our yard, then make dandelion jelly and sell it!
4. Write an 800 page book about my cat. I’ll title it “Memoirs of my Cat”.
5. Make something out of all the soda cans in our garage. We’ve got two large bags full, and we just can’t quit make it to the recycling center. (Actually Jared’s already started making things, we’re calling it “recycled art”, now we just need a venue to sell this stuff!)
6. Find a way to make money by playing Spider Solitaire! I’ve played it so much lately, that I’m now a pro!
7. Buy some spiky shoes and aerate lawns with them.
8. Brush up on my palm reading skills. I do have a couple of books on palmistry!
9. I could also tell card fortunes!
10. Spend hours at the DI going through junk, and then re-sale it on E-bay.
There you have it! Tammy's way of relieving stress! Gotta love creative writing!
And here's another picture of the flowers, with my cat! I could always sale cat posters!
4 comments:
You could sell insane ideas for any and everything that needs an idea. i wonder if there is any money in that
Funny ideas. I needed a good laugh today.
you are awesome! Did that come to you in the middle of the night?
You could also write crazy top ten lists for David Letterman. Yours are better than his!
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